Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:
??10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
??9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
??8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
??7. Look at the size of his putter
??6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a little
??5. Mind if I join your threesome?
??4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
??3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
??2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
??And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
??1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first 作者: deadspeak 时间: 2008-5-31 19:39