江青回见外宾,找了一个翻译。要求他要严格安她的意思翻,不许走样。
外宾一见到江青,立马拍马屁:“Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful".
翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:“where?where?"
外宾一楞,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:
"everywhere,everywhere".
翻译:“你到处都很漂亮。”
江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下:“不见得,不见得”。
翻译赶紧翻成英文:"you are not allowed to
see, you are not allowed to see."
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replid,
"Well,son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his
bedto get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the
glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were
makinglove in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle littleboy,
"Well, son, we are making you a little brother."
The little boy replied ,"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a
huppy!"