3、给你颜色看看
某同学自恃学了几句英语,经常喜欢在众人面前卖弄。一天,众同学有意用英语取笑他,他一怒之下,居然吐出一句“give you some colour see see。”
评论:give you some colour see see=给你颜色看看,搞笑的中式英语还记得几条?欢迎跟帖描述哦!我记得还有句经典的:people mountain people sea,人山人海。
中式英语里还有:How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
Four Glad Meatballs 直译:四个开心的肉球 被用为:四喜丸子
You ask me,me ask who? 你问我,我问谁
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
Good good study, day day up. 好好学习,天天向上
No three no four. 不三不四
Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之,不知为不知
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
watch sister 表妹
Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过,不要错过
As far as you go to die. 有多远,死多远
We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁?
people moumtain people sea 人山人海 作者: goodluck4567 时间: 2011-8-27 00:12
印象深刻,大学生是个神奇的动物,大学校园是神奇的动物园,什么事情都能发生。
1.很多学生邀请老师吃饭,老师都说“改日吧”
2.网上有黄教授的笑话,有很多类似的缩写,很有黄色意味
3.好久不见,long time no see,但这句话已经被英文收录了,称为正经英文
4.有这种情况,抄书都能抄错,抄邻桌也能抄错
5.这小子幸运,大学想过很多作弊的招,都挺有用,其实就是监考老师睁一眼闭一眼 作者: o6j4q9q47u 时间: 2011-9-10 02:25